Thursday, April 3, 2008
TSA
This is ridiculous. I don't know about the rest of the world, but it really doesn't make me any less stressed out in an airport to know I am being carefully scrutinized by Behavior Detection Officers. What would happen if I fart in the middle of a crowd and start looking around nervously to see if my chemical release has been detected by the cute airplane screener lady? Will the Behavior Detection Officers notice this shifty behavior and arrest me?
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Ok, this is a test.
Original comment was: I would arrest you and force feed you Beano until you stopped fouling the air in front of the pretty lady!
lol. Sometimes Kacee threatens to feed me Beano
Now it's clear why you often get pulled aside for further screening at airport security checkpoints.
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